See yonder ladder up tree. Branch is mostly sawn through. Rope is tied to branch and slung over pegoda.
Noose in end of rope lynch mob style. Stevie the lumberjack climbs into noose and applies his not inconsiderable weight.
Sounds of creaking branch. Branch breaks and sails though the air towards the overweight chap swinging on the other end of the rope. Oh shiiiiit !!!! Survived with just inches to spare.